1. north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
    2. north american education system: COLLEGE
    3. north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
    4. north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
    5. north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
     

  1. to all my bbb’s

    thefitally:

    a girl should be 3 things. bbb

    beast - lift heavy shit 

    bitch - take no shit from anyone

    beauty - put on some killer heels and make the boys cry

    (via eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym)

     
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  3. (Source: ludgateing, via size10plz)

     

  4. When my mom tells me she has a spreadsheet of eligible men for me

    myfriendsaremarried:

    and I’m like…
     

  5. mild-bloom:

    i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

    (via tonethattummy)

     

  6. When someone asks me what it was like to hook up with my ex boyfriend

     
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  8. (Source: faithinthelorde, via memewhore)

     
  9. ozzyosborntodie:

    me knowing school’s about to start

    (Source: becausetonightweareinfinite, via memewhore)